pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize