i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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