You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I love you.
Bad choice
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