Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
wow bdsm is so cute
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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