i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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