If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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