So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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