I need help removing her.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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