Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
