i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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