I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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