You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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