i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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