No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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