seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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