I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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