butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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