yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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