i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I look better un-naked...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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