You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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