Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
