they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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