are you so shy because you have an std?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
a search helicopter?!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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