she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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