Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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