You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
