when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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