Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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