It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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