Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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