What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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