Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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