I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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