: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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