Will you blow on my dice?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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