I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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