oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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