Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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