god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
