Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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