We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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