yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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