I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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