I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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