I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It all started with a game of naked twister.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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