She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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