when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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