Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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