mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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