I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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