weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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