ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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