it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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