Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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