he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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